A Little Untruth

I have a blank space and the possibilities are endless! I could write something inspirational; I could write something informative; or I could just tell you about this little corner of the internet you've stubled upon. Rather than do any of those things, I will instead provide a list of ten things about me that are not true.

• I dye my hair jet black every second week.
• My glasses are non-prescription.
• I am allergic to peanuts, but not peanut butter.
• I have an extensive collection of bottle caps; at last count I had over 4,000!
• I am proficient at sewing.
• My left hand was surgically re-attached after a chainsaw mishap.
• I have written three novels under the pen name Jonathan Colton.
• I own more shoes than my wife, much to her disgust.
• I didn't start shaving until I was 23 years old.
• I moonlight as a DJ on weekends.